Tell tale Tippy was a pixie that nobody liked, and his name will tell you why. He told a hundred tales a day about other people – horrid, sneaky tales – and made all his friends very unhappy.
‘Can’t we do something to stop Tippy from telling tales?’ asked Gobo the elf. ‘He would be quite nice if only he hadn’t that nasty habit.’
But it wasn’t a bit of use – scolding and coaxing made no difference to Tippy. He just went on telling tales.
‘Gobo went shopping with a hole in his stocking this morning!’ he told everybody.
‘Pippit hasn’t got enough money to pay his chocolate bill this week!” he whispered.
‘Silverwing hasn’t been asked to Tiptoe’s part,’ he said. ‘Wasn’t he mean? It is so horrid to tell tales and, really, Tippy had a new tale to tell almost every minute, so sharp were his little green eyes, and so long was the nose that he poked into everyone’s business.
Aha! But he did it once too often, as you will see!
When the Enchanter Too-Tall came to Tippy’s village to see his old Aunt Mickle-Muckle, Tippy was delighted - because, you see, Mrs. Mickle-Muckle lived next door to Tippy, and he could spy on all that the Enchanter did.
Now Too-Tall the Enchanter had a habit of getting up very early in the morning, and walking in the garden in his dressing-gown to get the fresh cool air. Tippy heard him and crept to the window.
There, down below in Mrs. Mickle-Muckle’s little garden, was Too-Tall the Enchanter, his mass of curly hair blowing in the morning breeze.
And, as Tippy watched, what do you think happened? Why, the enchanter’s hair all blew away in the wind, every single bit of it! And Tippy saw that he was quite bald.
‘Ooh! He wears a wig! He wears a wig!’ said the peeping pixie. ‘I never knew that before! Why, he is as bald as a pea! Oh look! His curly wig has blown into the big rose-bush!’
Too-Tall the Enchanter was horrified when his wig blew off. He looked around hurriedly to see if anyone was about who might see his bald head, but he couldn’t spy Tippy, who was safely behind his curtain. Quickly he ran to the rose-bush and pulled out his wig, which had settled down right in the middle of it. He scratched his hands on the prickles and said, very loudly, ‘Oh bother! Bother! BOTHER!’
Then he put his wig on his head again, rather crooked, and went indoors.
Tippy rubbed his hand in glee. What a lovely tale he would have to tell everyone that morning! He dressed very quickly, had his breakfast, put on his pointed cap, and went out. The first person he met was Gobo the elf, and he ran up to him.
‘Gobo, listen! Too-Tall the Enchanter is as bald as a pea! His hair is a wig! It blew off this morning and he said “Bother! Bother! BOTHER!”’
‘Ooh!’ said Gobo, surprised. ‘But really, Tippy, you shouldn’t tell tales, you know. You’ve been told ever so often. Too-Tall would be awfully cross if he knew you had told about his bald head.’
‘Pooh! He’ll never know,’ said Tippy, and he ran off to tell Skippy-Wee the brownie, who was just coming out of his cottage.
‘Skippy-Wee! Listen! Too-Tall the Enchanter is as bald as a pea! His hair is a wig! It blew off this morning and he said “Bother! Bother! BOTHER!”’
‘Ooh!’ said Skippy-Wee, with wide-open eyes. ‘Fancy that! I always thought he had such curly hair – but, Tippy, Too-Tall would be very angry if he knew you were telling tales about what you saw.’
‘Pooh! He’ll never know,’ said Tippy, and ran off to tell the news to someone else.
Well, he told his tale to forty-two different people that morning, and once of them happened to go to tea with Mrs. Mickle-Muckle’s old gardener that afternoon. As soon as the gardener heard the tale he went straight to Mrs. Mickle-Muckle and asked her if it were true that her nephew, the great enchanter, hadn’t a single hair on his head.
‘Ooh my, who told you that?’ said Mrs. Mickle-Muckle. ‘Well, as far as I know, Too-Tall’s hair is his own. I never knew he wore a wig.’
Now it so happened that the enchanter’s sharp ears heard every word of this, and he went red right down to his collar. Oh, dear! He hadn’t wanted anyone to know that he wore a wig – and now it seemed that all the village knew it! He had lost his hair because of a powerful spell that went wrong, and he had had a curly wig made just exactly like the hair he had lost – and he hadn’t told a single person about it!
‘Who’s been telling tales?’ he wondered, with a frown. ‘Well, I’ll find out.’
He took a large silver ball and set it on the table in front of him. Then he stroked it with a peacock’s feather and sang in a low voice a little magic spell. At the end of it he struck the ball with the feather and said loudly:
‘Now let the face of the tell-tale appears!’
And, gracious goodness, what a very strange and peculiar thing! In the silver ball came a misty face, and as the enchanter stared at it, it came clearer and clearer, and there at last was Tell-Tale Tippy’s face!
‘What is your name?’ asked the enchanter.
‘Tippy,’ said the face in the silver ball.
‘Where do you live?’ asked the enchanter, sternly.
‘Next door,’ answered the face. Then the enchanter struck the ball with the peacock’s feather and the face gradually grew misty and then vanished. Too-Tall put the ball on to a shelf and sat down to think.
Oho! So it was that nasty little Tippy next door who had seen his wig blow off that morning and had told everyone about it! The horrid little tell-tale! His aunt, Mrs. Mickle-Muckle, had often told him what a tell-tale Tippy was – and, really, it was about time that pixie was punished.
The next day Too-Tall the Enchanter went to a shop that sold walking-sticks. He bought one with a crook handle and took it home. It was a really beautiful stick, bright red with a yellow, and round the neck of the stick was a silver collar. If you twisted the crook handle came right off. It was really a very fine stick indeed.
Too-Tall took it home to his aunt’s. He unscrewed the handle, and put a funny little blue spell into the neck of the stick. Then he put on the handle once more, screwed it up, hung the stick over his arm, and went next door to see Tippy.
Tippy opened the door himself, and wasn’t he surprised to see Too-Tall! He began to shake at the knees, because he knew that he had been telling tales about the enchanter’s wig. But Too-Tall didn’t frown, and he didn’t scold – no, he simply bowed politely, and held out the bright-red stick to Tippy.
‘I hear you are a tale-teller,’ he said. ‘Pray accept this stick from me – it is one that all tale-tellers should use!’
Tippy was almost scared out of his life! He knew that the stick must be a magic one, and he was afraid to take it – but he was also afraid to refuse it! So he just stood there, trembling, his mouth opening and shutting like a goldfish, not knowing what to do.
The enchanter stood the stick in Tippy’s umbrella-stand, and walked back to his aunt’s cottage. Tippy stood in the hall, very much afraid of the stick. But it seemed quite harmless. It didn’t do anything, or say anything, so suddenly Tippy made a face at it.
‘Pooh!’ he said. ‘You needn’t think I’m afraid of you! I shan’t take you out with me, and I shan’t take notice of you at all – so you won’t be able to do anything to me, you silly old stick!’
The stick stood still and said nothing. And just then there came another knock at the door. Tippy opened it, and outside stood Gobo the elf.
‘Oh, Tippy,’ he said, ‘I’ve brought back the book you lent me. Thank you very much.’
‘Oh, thanks,’ said Tippy. ‘I say – do you see that blot of ink on the cover? Well, Skippy-Wee did that when I lent him the book. Wasn’t it careless of him?’
‘Oh, don’t tell tales,’ began Gobo – and then he stopped in surprise! The red-and-yellow stick had jumped out of its stand and was whipping Tippy!
And all the time it cried out loudly: ‘Tell-Tale Tippy! Tell-Tale Tippy’
Tippy howled in pain and ran into the kitchen, but the stick followed him there, and not until he said he was sorry he had told tales did it stop hitting him and go quietly to its stand.
‘Ooh my, Tippy, you’d better be careful!’ said Gobo the elf. ‘That stick will make you black and blue if you tell any more tales. I say! Won’t everyone laugh when they hear about your stick?’
‘Oh, don’t tell anyone; please, don’t tell anyone!’ begged Tippy. ‘They would laugh at me so.
‘Well, you are always telling tales about other people,’ said Gobo. ‘Why shouldn’t I tell tales about you, Tippy?’ And out he went, laughing to himself.
Tippy frowned hard at the magic stick. Then he suddenly ran at it, grabbed it from the stand, and flung it out of the back door, and cried out: ‘Stay there, you miserable thing!’
He put the kettle on to make some cocoa, for he really felt quite ill – and then he heard a tap-tap-tapping upstairs. The tap-tap-tap came all the way down the stairs, and, goodness me, when Tippy looked out into the hall, there was the magic stick back in the umbrella-stand again! It had crept in at one of the bedroom windows and gone back to the stand itself.
After he had had a drink of hot coca, Tippy thought he had better go and do some shopping. So he put on his pointed cap and out he went – but as he passed through the hall the stick jumped from the hall-stand and quietly hooked itself on Tippy’s arm! He didn’t notice it, and went walking on with the stick beside him.
Soon he met Mrs. Cuddle, the balloon woman, and he stopped to speak to her.
‘Do you know,’ he said, ‘I heard that Mrs. Hallo who lives in Lemon Cottage, stole two of your balloons the other day when you weren’t looking.’
With a leap the magic stick jerked itself off Tippy’s arm, and before the surprised pixie could get away it began to whip him soundly again, crying out loudly all the time, ‘Tell-Tale Tippy! Tell-Tale Tippy!’
In a trice a crowd collected, and dear me, how delighted everyone was to see Tippy being soundly whipped for telling tales! They clapped their hands and cheered, for there wasn’t a single person there that Tippy hadn’t told tales about. Tippy fought the stick, but it was too quick for him, and at last the weeping pixie took to his heels and ran as fast as he could back to his cottage. The magic stick flew after him and neatly hooked itself on to his arm again – and when at last the pixie got home he found that he had brought the stick with him!
‘I’ll punish you for beating me in front of everyone!’ wept Tippy, angrily. ‘I’ll burn you, see if I don’t’!’
He went out into the garden and made a big bonfire. Then he fetched the stick and threw it into the middle. The flames roared up and Tippy rubbed his hands in glee. Hurrah! Now the stick was done for!
He ran indoors to change his tunic, for he was to go to dinner with his Aunt Wumple, who lived at the other end of the village. He put on his best yellow silk tunic and his finest green knickerbockers. Then he sat down to read a book until it was time to go.
He didn’t hear a tap-tap-tapping coming across the floor – but suddenly he felt something brushing against him – and, oh, my goodness me, it was the magic stick again! It wasn’t burnt, but it had got all black and sooty in the fire, and when it brushed against Tippy’s fine clothes it made them black and dirty.
‘Go away, go away!’ yelled Tippy, angrily. ‘I thought you were burnt! Look what a mess you have made of my clean clothes!’
The stick wouldn’t go away. It wiped itself all up and down Tippy till it was clean – and you should have seen him when it had finished! He was covered with sooty marks and looked a real little sweep!
He was ready to cry with rage. ‘All right!’ he said. ‘You wait, you miserable stick. I’ll drown you!’
He caught up the magic stick and ran to his well with it. Plonk! Splash! He threw it into the water far below and then left it there to drown.
‘Ho!’ he thought, as he changed into some clean clothes, ‘that’s the end of that nasty stick!’
He hurried off to his Aunt Wumple’s, and stayed with her until it was dark. Then he ran back home again, undressed to go to bed, for it was late. He soon fell asleep, and began to snore.
Suddenly he woke with a jump! Whatever was that noise? He sat up. Something was squeezing itself in at the window, which was just a little bit open. Then, oh, dear me – tap-tap-tap, he heard across the wooden floor, and something crept close beside him under the bedclothes.
‘Let me get close to you, I am cold and wet,’ said the voice of the magic stick. ‘I have struggled all the day to escape from the well, and I am tired and cold.’
The wet stick pressed itself against Tippy, and he shivered. He got as far away from it as he could, but it crept after him. He didn’t dare to push it away in case it began to whip him again. So all night long he and the magic stick lay shivering together, and Tippy was as scared as a little pixie you’d find anywhere.
In the morning he dressed very solemnly, and thought hard. He couldn’t burn that stick – he couldn’t drown it – perhaps he could chop it into pieces and use it for firewood. So he fetched his chopper, and laid the stick on the chopping-block. Chop! Chop! Chop! It wasn’t a bit of good, the stick was as hard as iron. Every time he chopped it it flew up and hit him on the nose, and soon Tippy threw down the chopper in despair.
‘It’s no good, Tippy,’ said the stick, hopping to the umbrella-stand. ‘You can’t get rid of me. You must just put up with me, that’s all.’
So Tippy had to make up his mind to make the best of that magic stick. It went with him everywhere, and if he slipped out alone, it hopped after him and hooked itself on his arm. Every time he told a tale about someone the stick whipped him soundly and cried out loudly: ‘Tell-Tale Tippy! Tell-Tale Tippy!’
And soon Tippy thought twice before he told tales! If his tongue began to tell a tale, he felt the stick jerk on his arm, and he quickly made the tale a nice one, in case the stick should start to beat him again.
‘Have you heard that Gobo-?’ he would begin, and feel the stick jerk, ready to beat him if the tale was an unkind one – and quickly he would alter his tale. ‘Have you heard that Gobo gave a nice rocking-horse to the gardener’s little boy? Wasn’t it kind of him?’
Then the stick would rest quietly on his arm, and Tippy would be glad, But dear me, how hard it was to remember to tell only nice things about his friends. For so many years he had been a nasty little tale-teller that he found it very difficult to stop. He had many a whipping before he learnt his lesson.
Then the day came when he knew that he would never, never tell tales again. He had grown to be a kind-hearted, generous little pixie, and although the magic stick still hung to his arm whenever he went out, it no longer whipped him, for it never had need to do so.
One morning, when Tippy was in the village shopping, the stick jerked itself off his arm, and went tap-tap-tapping down the street, all by itself.
‘Where are you going?’ shouted Tippy.
‘Oh, I’m off to seek my fortune!’ called back the stick. ‘You do not need me now. You are no longer a tale-teller!’
‘Well, come back to me and be just an ordinary walking-stick!’ shouted Tippy. ‘I’ve grown quite fond of you, stick!’
‘No, no!’ called back the stick. ‘I am a magic stick. I could never be an ordinary one. Good-bye, Tippy, don’t miss me too much. I’m off to find another tale-teller!’
And with that it tapped away over the hill and was lost to sight. It didn’t go back to Too-Tall the Enchanter (who, you will be glad to know, grew all his hair again through his Aunt Mickle-Muckle’s hair-cream) and it never went back to Tippy’s village anymore.
It is probably still tap-tap-tapping through the world, waiting to hear someone tell an unkind tale about somebody else – and then it will hook itself on to his arm, and wait until it can give him a good beating! So do be careful, won’t you, not to tell tales about anyone, because you never know when that magic stick might be tap-tap-tapping somewhere near by!
-Enid Blyton-